The Initiating Response #13

Jan 8, 2012 – 3:37pm

Hey there... I could be a friend to you.

Probably not the best idea to open with a quazi-rape-centric reference from The Shawshank Redemption.

Jamie

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I'll make this one a twofer. In this next response to a girl named Rachel (name of my 2nd ex, by the way), I must have been high on caffeine or something. Maybe tripping on my own emotional juices. Whatever the reason, no one in their right mind would respond to this... which is exactly what I'm looking for; a sane person just crazy enough to laugh at and then respond to this... which she didn't.

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Rachel Rachel Bo Bachel, Banana Fanna Fo Fachel, Me Mi Mo Machel... RACHEL!!

Sups. Princess Bride is the shit. Quote it ayeeday (everyday).

Forgive me. I am spontaneously literary and ghetto at different intervals. I'm a bit unpredictable, but I'm fun. :)

BOW....... BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW... BA DOW BA DOW BA BOW BOW WOW... That's a Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers song, by the way. I hope you were impressed.

Jamie