I feel it's necessary to highlight how I usually email girls that I'm interested in on OkCupid. I think people might get the wrong idea about me and how I generally act toward people on there, which I guess I could care less how people perceive me, personally... However, I want the purpose of these blogs to be transparent: THESE ARE JOKE EMAILS. I never send them with any expectation that they'll get a response, which is why it doesn't hurt me to post publicly.
That being said, here's one of my typical well thought-out responses. Yes, I got a response to this one, however many of these kinds of emails do not. Yes, it makes me sad:
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Jan 2, 2012 – 4:05pm
Hey there. Totally agree with you on Twilight, Lady Gaga, rap, country, westerns... Wow, the list goes on. Haha.
Speaking of things that are funny, I laughed out loud at the "that's what she said" joke. Should be played out by now, but I guess I just wasn't expecting it. :P
Beetlejuice is one of my all-time favorite movies, but Tim Burton has really dropped off since then. I think he started getting bad after Big Fish. That was his last great movie, I think. I'm kind of a movie buff, so I enjoy talking about such things. :)
I see that you like carbs. Do you like bagels? I effing love them. With some peanut butter and some iced coffee. Really makes my mornings. :) Got any morning rituals of your own?
Also, I'm not going to be cocky enough to say that I can mend your broken heart, but I'd sure as hell try my best. :P I'm Jamie, by the way.
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See? I can be a nice guy.
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